BREAKING NEWS:
WHO DEY NATION ARE SHOCKED BY THE COMPLAINTS OF DIAGEO OVER THE EXCHANGE OF…
Cincinnati, OH – In a shocking turn of events, Diageo, the global leader in premium beverage alcohol, has publicly expressed disappointment over their recent partnership with the Who Dey Nation, the fan base of the Cincinnati Bengals.
The partnership, which was announced just last month, was intended to bring Diageo’s premium brands, including Cîroc, Crown Royal, and Guinness, to Paycor Stadium. However, according to sources, Diageo has been less than impressed with the partnership’s results so far.
“We were expecting a more… refined and sophisticated fan base,” said a Diageo spokesperson. “But what we’ve gotten instead is a bunch of rowdy, Bengals-clad fans chanting ‘Who Dey!’ at the top of their lungs. It’s just not the kind of brand association we were looking for.”
Diageo has reportedly been flooded with complaints from fans and non-fans alike, who are unhappy with the partnership and the perceived “selling out” of the Who Dey Nation brand.
“We understand that our fans are passionate and dedicated, but we never expected Diageo to be so… uptight,” said a Who Dey Nation spokesperson. “We’re just trying to have a good time and enjoy some great drinks. If Diageo can’t handle that, then maybe they’re not the right partner for us.”
The future of the partnership remains uncertain, with Diageo reportedly reconsidering their involvement with the Who Dey Nation. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
